| 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|
| 2030年 | |
| Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story. | 孩子们，我要给你们讲一个美好的故事 |
| the story of how I met your mother. | 是关于我和你们母亲相遇的故事 |
| Are we being punished for something? | 我们是不是做错什么事情了？ |
| No. | 不是 |
| -Is this going to take a while? -Yes. | -这会不会讲很久 -是的 |
| 25 years ago, before I was dad, I had this whole other life. | 25年前，我还没当父亲的时候 我的生活可大不相同 |
| It was way back to 2005. | 这可要回到2005年 |
| I was 27，just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshal, my best friend from college. | 我还只有27岁，有一份建筑师的工作 和我大学时代最好的朋友Marshal合住在纽约 |
| My life was good, and then uncle Marshal went to screw the whole thing up. | 本来我的生活一切OK 然后你们的Marshal叔叔把一切都搞砸了 |
| Will you marry me? | 你愿意嫁给我吗？ |
| Yes, perfect, and you're engaged. | 太好了，完美，你要订婚了 |
| You pop up the champagne. You drink a toast. You have sex on the kitchen floor. | 你开香槟，祝酒辞，然后在厨房地板上嘿咻 |
| Don't have sex on our kitchen floor. | 别在厨房地板上嘿咻 |
| Got it. | 明白 |
| Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted. | 谢谢你帮我这个忙，Ted |
| Are you kidding? It's you and Lily! | 开什么玩笑，这可是你和Lily！ |
| I've been there for all the big moment of you and Lily. | 你们俩所有的关键时刻 我都在一旁帮助你的 |
| The night you met, your first date, | 你们第一次相见，第一次约会…… |
| other first things. | 还有其他的“第一次”…… |
| Sorry, we thought you were asleep. | 呵呵，不好意思 我们还以为你睡着了呢 |
| It's physics, Marshal. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too. | 这就是物理学，Marshal 下铺摇动，上铺也会跟着摇动 |
| My God! | 上帝啊 |
| You're getting engaged tonight! | 你今晚就要订婚了 |
| Yeah. | 是啊 |
| What are you doing tonight? | 你今晚有什么计划？ |
| What was I doing? | 我那晚干什么了来着？ |
| Your uncle Marshal was taking the biggest step of his life. And me? | 你们的Marshal叔叔踏出了人生的关键一步 而我呢……？ |
| I'm calling up your uncle Barney. | 我给你们的Barney叔叔打了电话 |
| Hey, see, you know, however, I thought I had a thing for half Asian girls? | 嘿，伙计，还记得我说过 我对一半亚洲血统的小妞有偏好吗 |
| Well, now I've got a new favourite, | 现在我有新爱了 |
| Lebanese girls. | 黎巴嫩妞儿 |
| Lebanese girls are the new half Asians. | 黎巴嫩妞儿代表了新的半亚洲血统 |
| Hey, you want to do something tonight? | 嘿，今晚有什么计划没？ |
| OK, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes, | 好的，15分钟后酒吧见 |
| and suit up! | 记得穿西服！ |
| Hey. | 嘿 |
| Where is your suit? | 你的西装呢？ |
| -Just once when I say 'suit up', I wish you'd put on a suit. -I did, that one time. | -我跟你说穿得好一点，就是说要你穿上西服！ -我穿过……一回 |
| It was a blazer. | 那是件夹克！ |
| You know, ever since college it's been Marshal and Lily and me. | 你知道吗，从大学开始 一直都是Marshal，Lily和我 |
| Now it's going to be Marshal and Lily, and me. | 而以后就会变成 Marshel和Lily……和我 |
| They'll get married, start a family. | 他们就要结婚，成家了 |
| Before long I'm that weird, middle-aged bechalor, their kids call 'uncle Ted'. | 以后我就是他们家小孩眼里 古怪的中年单身汉Ted叔叔了 |
| I see what this is about. | 我知道这是怎么回事了 |
| Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? | 你忘记我们第一回见面的时候 我怎么跟你说的了吗？ |
| Ted, I'm going to teach you how to live. | Ted，我来教你怎么享受生活 |
| Barney. We met at the urinal. | 我是Barney，我们刚在小便池边认识的 |
| Oh, alright. | 哦 |
| Alright. | 你好 |
| Lesson one, lose the goatee. | 第一课，跟你的山羊胡子说再见 |
| It doesn't go with your suit. | 它和你的西服不搭配 |
| -I'm not wearing a suit. -Lesson two, get a suit. | -我没穿西服 -第二课，穿上西服 |
| Suits are cool, exhibitive. | 西服很好，有模有样 |
| Lesson 3, don't even think about getting married till you're 30. | 第三课，千万别想结婚的事情 ……三十岁以后再说 |
| 30, right, you're right. | 三十岁，是的，你是对的 |
| I guess that just your best friends get engaged, you start thinking about that stuff. | 我想当你最好的朋友订婚的时候 你难免考虑一些有的没的 |
| I thought I was your best friend. | 我以为我才是你最好的朋友 |
| Ted, say I'm your best friend. | Ted，说我才是你最好的朋友 |
| -You're my best friend, Barney. -Good, | -你是我最好的朋友，Barney -很好…… |
| and as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I'd like to call | 作为你最好的朋友，我提议玩一点小游戏 我愿意称之为…… |
| -'have you met Ted'. -No, we are not playing 'have you met Ted.' | -“你见过Ted没有” -不不不，我们不玩这个游戏 |
| Hi, have you met Ted? | 嗨，你见过Ted没有？ |
| Hi! | 你好 |
| I'm Ted. | 我是Ted |
| Yasmin Yasmin. | |
| It's a very pretty name. | 很好听的名字 |
| Thanks. It's Lebanese. | 谢谢，这来源于黎巴嫩语 |
| I'm exhausted. It was finger painting day at school. | 我都累坏了，今天是学校里的涂鸦日 |
| A 5-year-old boy got to second base with me. | 一个5岁的小鬼，上了我的二垒 |
| Wow, are you cooking? | 哇哦，你在做饭吗？ |
| Yes, I am. | 是的，没错 |
| Are you sure that's a good idea | 你肯定这是个好主意吗？ |
| after last time you looked really creepy without eyebrows. | 要知道上回之后，你没眉毛的样子很吓人 |
| I can handle this. So think you'll find I'm full of surprise tonight. | 我应付的来，今晚是惊喜之夜 |
| So there's more surprises? Like what? | 还有什么样的惊喜？ |
| Marshal was in the second year of law school, so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet. | Marshal正在读法律，所以他急中生智很有一套 |
| And that's all of them! | 就是这个 |
| I'm going to go cook. | 我该去……做饭了 |
| I'm so happy for Marshal. I really am. I just couldn't imagine settling down right now. | 我真的很为Marshal感到高兴 我只是无法想象现在就成家立业 |
| So do you think you'll ever get married? | 那你还会结婚吗？ |
| Well, maybe eventually | 嗯，最后总会结的 |
| Some fall day | 比如在一个秋天…… |
| possibly in Central Park | 也许在中央公园…… |
| simple ceremony, we are better on vows. | 仪式就简单点，我们更注重誓约 |
| band, no DJ, people will dance. I'm not going to worry about it. | 乐队，不要DJ，人们各跳各的 我才懒得管呢 |
| Damn it! Why did Marshal have to get engaged! | 见鬼，Marshal干嘛这么早订婚 |
| Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his imaginary wedding. | 好笑吧，一个男的想象自己的婚礼 |
| Actually I think it's cute. | 实际上，我觉得很可爱啊 |
| Well, you're clearly drunk. | 看样子你肯定喝多了 |
| One more for the lady. | 给这位小姐再来一杯 |
| Oh, hey, look what I got. | 哦，对了，瞧瞧我弄了点什么 |
| Oh, honey, champagne! | 哦，亲爱的，香槟 |
| No, you're too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne. | 不行，这么大个人还怕开香槟？ |
| I'm not scared. | 我没害怕 |
| -Then open it. -Fine. | -那就打开 -好的 |
| Please open it. | 还是你来吧 |
| You're unbelievalbe, Marshal ... | 老天啊，真不敢相信…… |
| There are two big questions a man has to ask in life: | 一个男人一生中有两个重要问题会问出口 |
| one you planned out for months, the other just slipps out when you're half drunk at some bar. | 一个你要精心策划好几个月 而另一个则是在某个酒吧里半醉之中脱口而出 |
| Will you marry me? | 嫁给我好吗？ |
| You want to go out sometime? | 想约个时间出去玩儿吗？ |
| Of course, you idiot! | 当然愿意，你个傻瓜 |
| I'm sorry, Carl's my boyfriend. | 对不起，Carl是我的男朋友 |
| What's up, Carl? | 你好，Carl |
| I promised Ted we wouldn't do that. | 我答应过Ted不会这样的 |
| Did you know there is a pop under your fridge? | 你注意到冰箱底下漏水了吗？ |
| No, but dips. | 没有，管他呢 |
| Where's that champagne? | 香槟在哪儿？ |
| I want to drink a toast | 我想庆祝一下 |
| with my fiancee. | 和我的未婚妻 |
| Hard to know I was so scared at this. | 这有什么好怕的 |
| It's pretty easy, right? | 多简单，不是吗？ |
| Why am I freaking out all of a sudden. This is crazy. I'm not ready to get settled down. | 我怎么突然之间这么饥渴了，真荒唐 我还没准备要找老婆呢 |
| How does Carl lend a Lebanese girl? | Carl怎么勾搭上一个黎巴嫩小妞的 |
| -The plan's always been, don't even think about it until you're 30. -Exactly. | -应该是三十岁之前不想结婚这事 -没错 |
| The guy doesn't even own a suit. | 这家伙根本就不穿西服的 |
| Plus, Marshal's found the love of his life. | 况且，Marshel已经找到了他终生挚爱 |
| Even if I was ready, which I'm not, | 就算我已经准备好了，事实上我不是…… |
| but if I was, it's like, | 但假设我想结婚了，就好像…… |
| 'OK, I'm ready, where is she?' | “好了，我准备了，可她在哪儿？” |
| And there she was. | 她就这样出现了 |
| It was like something from an old movie, | 这就好像老电影里的情节 |
| with a sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy, and says, 'see that girl? | 一个水手看见舞池对面的她 然后转身对自己的同伴说：“瞧见那姑娘了吗？” |
| I'm going to marry her some day.' | “总有一天我会娶到她” |
| -Hey, Barney, See that girl? -Oh, yeah, you just know that she likes dirty. | -Barney，瞧见那姑娘了吗？ -哦，是的，性感身段 |
| -Go say 'hi.' -I can't just go say 'hi.' | -过去打个招呼 -我不能就这么走过去 |
| I need a plan. | 我得有个计划 |
| I'm going to wait until she goes to the bathroom. | 我要等到她上洗手间的时候…… |
| I'll strategically place myself by the jukebox... | 再偷偷给她点一杯饮料…… |
| Hi, have you met Ted? | 你见过Ted没有？ |
| Let me guess, Ted? | 我猜猜，你应该是Ted了 |
| Sorry, Lily, I'm so sorry. | 对不起，Lily，我真的很抱歉 |
| Take us to the hospital. | 送我们去医院 |
| Did you hit her? | 你是不是打了她？ |
| Hit me? Please! | 打我？得了吧 |
| This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun. | 这小子连在床上打我屁股都不会 |
| He's all like, 'Oh, honey, did that hurt?' | 他就这么（轻拍一下） 然后赶忙说：“哦，亲爱的，没弄疼你吧” |
| And I'm like, 'Oh, come on! Let me have you, pansy.' | 而我就说 “使劲些，让我尝尝你的厉害，娘娘腔” |
| Wow, complete stranger. | 哇哦，有个陌生人 |
| No, it's OK, go on. | 不不不不，没关系，继续说 |
| So what do you do? | 你是做哪一行的？ |
| I'm a reporter from Metronews One. | 我是都市新闻一台的记者 |
| Kind of a reporter. | 算半个播报员吧 |
| I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news, you know, like, | 我总是在新闻之后播报一些无意义的小消息 比如…… |
| monkey can play the ukulele. | 猴子会弹ukulele （夏威夷的四弦琴） |
| I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon. | 希望以后能够播报一些大新闻 |
| Bigger like, gorilla with an upright bass? | 大一点的？就好比…… 大猩猩演奏贝丝？ |
| I'm sorry. You're really pretty. | 不好意思，你看起来真漂亮 |
| Oh, your friends don't seem too happy. | 你的朋友看起来心情不好 |
| Yeah, see the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend, so tonight, | 中间那个刚被男朋友甩了 所以今晚…… |
| every guy is the "enemy". | 所有男人都是“敌人” |
| You know if it'll make your friend feel better, you could throw a drink in my face. I don't mind. | 如果想要你朋友开心的话，你可以往我脸上泼饮料 我不介意的 |
| She would love that. | 她肯定会喜欢的 |
| It does look fun in the movies. | 电影里这种情节都很有趣 |
| Hey, you want to have dinner with me Saturday night? | 周六晚上有时间共进晚餐吗？ |
| Oh, I can't. I'm going to Orlando for a week on Friday. | 我周五要去Orlando一个星期 |
| Some guy's attempting to make the world's biggest pancake. Guess who's covering it? | 有个人要做一个世界上最大的蛋糕 我要负责这个报导 |
| -That's going to take a week? -Yes. He's going to eat it, too. That's another record. | -这能报导一个星期？ -是的，他还会把蛋糕吃掉，这也是个世界纪录 |
| Hey, what's taking so long? | 怎么回事那么久？ |
| I know this is a long shot, but how about tomorrow night? | 我知道这有些唐突，不过明晚怎么样？ |
| Yeah, what the hell? | 好吧，管他呢 |
| Jerk! | 混球！ |
| That was fun. | 真好玩 |
| De -- wait for it -- nied! | 拒……稍等……绝了！ |
| Denied! | 拒绝了 |
| We're going out tomorrow night. | 明晚佳人有约 |
| I thought we were playing laser attack tomorrow night! | 我以为我们明晚一起玩激光枪大战呢 |
| Yeah, I was never going to play laser attack. | 没错，不过我从没打算玩激光枪大战 |
| The next night, I took her out to this little in Brooklyn. | 第二天，我带她去了一家Brooklyn的小酒馆 |
| Wow, that is one bad ass boof French horn. | 哇哦，那可真是个蓝色的法国喇叭 （双关，亦可理解为法国色情电影） |
| Yeah, so it looks like a smurf penis. | 看到它我就想起了蓝精灵的阳具 |
| Son, a piece of advice. | 孩子们，给你们一些建议 |
| When you go on a first date, you really don't want to say 'smurf penis.' | 第一次约会的时候，你千万不要说“蓝精灵的阳具” |
| Girls don't ordinarilly like that. | 一般情况下，女孩子们不想到这种东西 |
| But this was no ordinary girl. | 不过这个女孩可不一般 |
| Lily？ Lily? | |
| How have you been sitting there? | 你在这儿坐了多久了？ |
| The stupid odd patch! | 愚蠢的眼罩 |
| Mom, dad, I have found the future Mrs. Ted Mosbie! | 老爸，老妈，我已经找到了未来的Ted Mosbie夫人 |
| Marshal, how have I always described my perfect woman? | Marshal，我都是怎么描述我的梦中情人的 |
| I'll let see. | 我想想 |
| She likes dogs? | 她爱狗 |
| I've got 5 dogs. | 我有5支狗 |
| She drinks scotch? | 爱喝苏格兰威士忌 |
| I love a scotch that's old enough to own it's own scotch. | 我自从饮酒年龄开始就爱喝苏格兰威士忌了 |
| Can quote obsure lines from 'Ghost Busters?' | 她喜欢引用《捉鬼敢死队》里的台词？ |
| 'Ray, when someone ask you if you're God, you say yes!' | “Ray，要是别人问你是不是上帝 你就说是！” |
| And I'm saving the best for last. | 我把最带劲的留到最后 |
| Do you want this? I hate olives. | 你想吃这个吗？我讨厌橄榄果 |
| She hates olives! Awesome! | 她讨厌橄榄果，太棒了 |
| The olive theory! | 橄榄果理论 |
| The olive theory is based on my friends Marshal and Lily. | 橄榄果理论来自于我的朋友Marshal和Lily |
| He hates olives. She loves them. And that makes them such a great couple. | 他不喜欢橄榄果，而她喜欢 而奇怪的是他们却又是幸福的一对 |
| Perfect balance. | 完美的平衡 |
| You know, I've had a jar of olives just sitting in my fridge forever. | 要知道，我有一罐橄榄果 好像在我的冰箱里呆了足足一个世纪了 |
| I can take them off your hands. | 我可以帮你脱手 |
| They are all yours. | 它们都归你了 |
| Oh, it is on! It is on till that breakup done! | 哦，有戏了，有好戏要上演了！ |
| Wait, it's only the break at 10:30. What happened? | 等等，这还不到10:30，怎么搞的？ |
| I've got to get one of those boof French horns over my fireplace. | 我真想在自家壁炉上也挂一个蓝色的法国喇叭 |
| It's got to be blue. It's got to be French. | 一定要是蓝色的，一定要是法国的 |
| No green clarinet? | 不要绿色的单簧管？ |
| No purple tuba? | 也不要紫色的大号？ |
| It's a smurf penis. We are no dice. | 这些都不能让我想起“假阳具” |
| There you are. | 总算找到你了 |
| We got a jumper, some crazy guy on the Manhattan Bridge. | 有个要轻生的人，某个曼哈顿大桥上的疯子 |
| Come on. You're covering it. | 快来，你来报导 |
| Alright, I'll be right there. | 好的，我马上来 |
| I'm sorry. | 我很抱歉 |
| I had a really great time tonight. | 今晚我过得很开心 |
| Yeah. | 是啊 |
| So? Did you kiss her? | 然后呢，你吻她了吗？ |
| No, the moment wasn't right. | 没有，时机不对 |
| Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing. | 听着，她可能就是我未来的妻子 我希望我们第一次接吻能够完美 |
| Oh, Ted, that is so sweet! | 哦，Ted，你真体贴 |
| So you chickened out like a little bitch. | 于是你就像小女人一样退缩了 |
| What? I did not chicken out. | 什么？我可没有退缩！ |
| You know what? I don't need to take a first kiss advice from some pirate | 说实话，我可用不着从某个…… 海盗那里，探教初吻经验 |
| who hasn't be single since the first week at college. | 你大学第一周就不是单身一族了 |
| Ted, anyone who's single would tell you the same thing. | Ted，任何一个单身族都会这么说 |
| Even the dumbest single person alive. | 最蠢的也不例外 |
| And if you don't believe me? Call him. | 如果你不相信我，给他打个电话 |
| Hey, loser? How's not playing laser attack? Because playing laser attack is awesome! | 嘿，烂人，不玩激光枪大战的感觉怎样？ 因为玩激光枪大战酷毙了 |
| I killed you, connered. I'll make me get your mom. | 我已经把你干掉了，Conerd 小心我给你妈妈打电话 |
| Listen, I need your opinion on something. | 听我说，有件事我想听听你的意见 |
| OK, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. | 好的，我们15分钟后在酒吧见…… |
| Suit up! | 记着穿西服！！ |
| So these guys think I chickened out. | 这两位都说我退缩了 |
| What do you think? | 你怎么说 |
| I can't believe | 我不敢相信…… |
| you're still not waring a suit! | 你还是没穿西服！ |
| She didn't even give me the signal. | 她都没给我一个暗示 |
| What? Is she going to bat her eyes at you in Morse code? | 那又怎样，难道她得用眼睛眨莫尔斯码？ |
| 'Ted, kiss me.' | “Ted……吻我” |
| No, you just kiss her! | 不用了，你直接吻好了 |
| Not if you don't get the signal. | 要是没有得到暗示就不行！ |
| -Did Marshal give me the signal? -No! | -Marshal给我暗示了吗？ -没有！ |
| I didn't. I swear. | 我没有，我发誓！ |
| At least tonight I get to sleep knowing Marshal and me, never going to happen. | 至少我知道Marshal和我之间是不可能的 今晚可以睡个安稳觉 |
| You should have kissed her. | 你本该吻她 |
| I should have kissed her. | 我本该吻她的 |
| Maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando. | 下个星期她就要从Orlando回来了 也许…… |
| A week? That's like a year in hot girl's time. | 一星期？这在辣妹时间里就是一年啊 |
| She'll forget all about you. | 她会把你忘得一干二净 |
| Mark my words, you'll never see that one again. | 记住我的话，你永远也见不着她了 |
| There she is! | 她在那儿呢 |
| Woo, she's cute. Carl, turn it up. | 哦，真漂亮……Carl，声音开大些 |
| ... him to reconsider | “……劝他三思” |
| at which point the man came down off the ledge, giving this bizzare story a happy ending. | “最后这个人走下了护栏 我们的故事也有了一个圆满的结局” |
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